Bad Hair Day!
Hewligan: The last sane man in the asylum; badge-wearing member of the Kim Deal Fan Club. The fate of the planet Earth rests on his shoulders scalp.
Hewligan's Haircut: The most elegant thatch ever created; contains a magic hole. Potentially responsible for destruction of Earth.
Scarlet O' Gasmeter: A reality-warping traveller who never fitted in; the girl of Salvador Dali's sweatiest dreams. Rides the fastest hobby horse in the West.
Boy and girl save planet?